Shameless fangirls that we are, we feel that a subject like this just begs for illustrations, so we're throwing down the gauntlet. Your mission, should you decide to accept: Naked Dean Bearing a Grecian Urn, with or without Sammy convulsing with laughter in the background. dizzojay says she doesn't feel she can do the subject justice, so it's up to the rest of you!
Since Dean demands more than a single week in the spotlight, you've got until Friday, April 20 to finish and post.
What are you waiting for? GO!
(Don't forget to pop anything NSFW under a cut.)