Author: Kat Lee
Character/Pairing: Crowley, Unnamed Minion
Challenge/Prompt: spn_bigpretzel DeW: Hellhound + Wood
Word Count: 100
Date Written: 31 January, 2016
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to Kripke, not the author, and are used without permission.
"But, sir, I just don't see why I have to go to the Arctic!"
"How about because I fucking said so?"
"It -- It just seems like a waste of my talents."
"Doing what I tell you to is a waste of your talents?"
"No! Just going to the Arctic for dinosaur bones is."
"I'm in the mood to play fair tonight, so I'll make you a deal. Go get those bones whenever you're ready."
"Sure. And if Juliet destroys another chair before you go, when I conjure the next one, I'll just use your bones instead of wood."