Word Count: 3,985
Warnings/ANs: Crackity crack crack. And smutty wall!sex. Plus general brotherly insults. Part of my anti-kink series, where I take fun kinks and try to ruin them for everyone. Previous anti-kink fics here.
Summary: Sam and Dean find a mutual kink for wall!sex; for once, things seem to be going their way! And Dean is totally tall enough.
"What the fuck are you doing? You look like a duck."