Amber (amberdreams) wrote in spn_bigpretzel,
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A Shocking Day To Interrogate - fic

Originally posted by amberdreams at A Shocking Day To Interrogate - fic
I apologise for this.  But. It's a fic. Of sorts, and it might even be inadvertently slashy!  (Produced via an online story generator!)

A Shocking Day To Interrogate

Dean stepped thoughtfully out into the violet sunshine, and admired Sam's butt. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a slim sight."

Sam climbed off the jacket and walked warily across the grass to greet his lover. Dean patted Sam on the elbow and then tried to interrogate him grouchily, but without success.

"That's all right," Sam said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not minging," Dean. "Not as minging as the time we interrogated between a rock and a hard place."

Sam nodded seductively. "We were vertically challenged back in those days."

"Our noses were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Dean said. "Everything seems violent and ginormous when you're young."

"Of course," Sam said. "But now we're marvellous, we can still have fun. If we go about it cryptically."

"Cryptically?" Dean said . "But how?"

"With this," Sam said and held out an errudite angel. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to interrogate."

Dean swallowed the angel at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to interrogate cryptically. They interrogated like the sparkle in Daddy's eye. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

Tags: crack, fic: slash, team dean
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