April 3rd, 2021

Dean

DEW: Eggs-cretion

EGGS-CRETION

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

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“Dean, we’ve got to let him go.”

“Why?  I worked hard to catch the Easter Bunny.  He’s safe and comfortable; we’re taking good care of him.  I’m good with us keeping him as a pet.”

“But Dean, the bunker’s jam-packed with Easter Eggs.  If I even see any more chocolate, I’ll puke.”

“I won’t.”

“Dean, have you ever thought about how the Easter bunny makes all those eggs?  He hasn’t got a chocolate shop.  Where d’you think they come from?”

“Well…”

“D’you really wanna gorge on chocolate eggs that have been pooped out of a rabbit’s butt?”

“Damnit Sam, now I wanna puke!”

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