February 25th, 2017


DEW: A common Language


Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam, Dean, Mr Ketch
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100

Characters: The British Men of Letters.
Dean may not have much time for the men of Letters, but he does enjoy playing with their gadgets …
Except when he doesn’t.


“Sam, this is exasperating!”

“That’s one word for it,” Sam grinned, fighting hard not to laugh.

“I sound like some bloody stuck-up British highbrow with a stick up their arse.”

“By that, d’y mean, Mr Ketch?”

“Yes, I mean Mr Ketch,” Dean retorted in a sonorous cut-glass baritone.

“Perhaps it’ll teach you to leave the British Men of Letters’ toys alone,” Sam snorted; “I’ve no idea what you’ve done to yourself.”

Then Mr Ketch appeared; a vision of high-class tailoring and practiced deportment, and yelled “THIS SUCKS!  What in hell have you done, you friggin’ redneck douchebags?”

Sam’s fight was well and truly lost.