December 23rd, 2016

Xmas Moose

FIC: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (Holiday Drabble Challenge -- Team Humbug)

Title: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
Author: sinfulslasher / Gaby
Prompt: A Very Big Pretzel Holiday Challenge 2016: Team Humbug
Genre: Humor
Characters: Sam, Dean, Crowley, Cas
Pairing: none/gen
Rating: PG
Word count: 95 (sorry, due to the rhyming I couldn't go up to 100)
Warning: mention of spankies
Disclaimer: Not mine, never were, never will be, goshdarnit!

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the bunker,
Two drunk hunters were stirring, and Crowley, who was drunker.
The King of Hell decided to play some fun pranks,
And hung up some mistletoe that delivered hard spanks.
On the asses of anyone who happened to walk past
A ghost hand delivered the swats, really fast.
This left Sam's and Dean's bottoms pretty much bruised
While their angel friend just looked on, very confused.
Crowley chortled and giggled 'till Cas finally got it
And changed things so Crowley was the one who got hit.