September 24th, 2016

soulmates

DEW: For the record . . .

Title: For the record . . .
Author: fanspired
Prompt: Balthazar + string
[A/N: I've exceeded the 100 word limit by quite a bit this week. I hope you'll forgive me.]
Genre: humour
Characters: Dean and Sam Winchester, Balthazar.
Rating: PG
Word count: 169
Warning/Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: I write for love only.


“Honestly, I thought you’d be pleased.” The angel raised his hands theatrically. “I mean, don’t you ever get tired of Texans always claiming theirs is bigger?” He rolled his eyes. “The biggest oil wells, the tallest buildings, largest hats, biggest ball – ”

“Balthazar!”

 “As a Kansas lad yourself, I thought you’d appreciate a few extra inches, just to settle – ”

Change it back!” Sam’s face was a picture of moral indignation.

“You heard my brother.” Dean didn’t really get it. Admiring the impressive erection, he couldn’t help sympathizing with the dick angel’s argument. So what if it had had a little . . . ah . . . heavenly augmentation? But if Sam demanded authenticity, Dean would back his play.

Balthazar sighed expansively. “Oh, very well.”

The monument shrank visibly before their eyes and as the angel vanished with a petulant flutter Sam relaxed, apparently satisfied in the knowledge that Cawker City, Kansas was still the home of, supposedly, the second largest ball of twine in the continental US.

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