July 24th, 2016

Dean

DEW: The Tale of a Tortoise

THE TALE OF A TORTOISE

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam, Dean, a Tortoise
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

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"Why did Cas want a pet tortoise, Sam?"

"Who knows, he wanted a pet and this is what he got."

"But it doesn’t do anything.  You can’t throw a ball for it or tease it with yarn."

"No, but a tortoise kinda suits him; you know, steadfast, calm, long-lived …"

"Pfft, It looks like an apple pie with feet."

"Whatever Dean, it’s Cas’ new pet and he loves it so you should respect it."

"Okay.  So now I’m respecting some dim-witted, lumbering grass muncher?"

"Yes."

"Wait, just checking Sam, are we still talking about the tortoise … or you?"

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