July 16th, 2016


DEW: Gourmand

Title: Gourmand
Characters: Dean, Crowley.
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Warning/Spoilers: none
Prompt: DEW - Crowley, Cheese.
A/N: First time posting. Please let me know if I get anything wrong. Disclaimer: I write for love only.
Summary: A.K.A. the Cheese and Whine party.

“What I had in mind was a matured Red Leicester with a precocious little Merlot. Not . . .” Crowley indicated their surroundings with a sweeping hand gesture that fittingly summed up his contempt for the cheap, bourgeois restaurant.

Dean ignored him, only lifting his head when the sassy blonde waitress arrived at their table. “Welcome to The Cheesecake Factory!” she said. “What can I get you boys?”

“The cherry deluxe, please, sweetheart,” Dean replied, handing her the menu. “Extra large.”

“And two spoons?” she asked, glancing at Crowley.

Dean frowned. “What for?”

Crowley sighed. “I’ll just have coffee. Black.”

J2 end
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Drabble: "Somewhere Where There's Cheese"

Title: Somewhere Where There’s Cheese
Characters: Crowley and Dean
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Warning/Spoilers: none
Prompt: DEW – Crowley and/or cheese
Disclaimer: Just for fun, not profit. See the animation clip here.
Summary: Set during early S10 when Dean and Crowley are bar buddies - Dean doesn’t understand Crowley’s taste in comedy.

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DEW: A Little 'Me' Time


Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Crowley
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own him


Crowley watched with a sneer as the last of his minions left his office. If he had to hear one more bespectacled prat blathering about 'thinking outside the box to maximise soul acquisition potential' he was going to gut himself with his own letter opener.

Pouring a tumblr of Craig, he reached for his Ipod and switched to his favourite playlist. Dropping back into his seat, he kicked his feet up onto the desk, smiling as the music rang out … ‘My my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender …’

Even the King of Hell likes a little cheese with his scotch.