April 3rd, 2016

Dean

Bathtime Blues

BATHTIME BLUES

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Kevin, Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them

Kevin enjoys bathtime.  All he needs is a few accessories, and his imagination.
But, he doesn't need interruptions!

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“Cap’n, we can’t dive yet, there’s an Island ahead.”
“Damnit, lieutenant, it looks like a giant knee!”
“Yessir.”
“But we can’t turn the sub round because there’s a giant shark back the way we came.”
“Copy that sir.  Sonar is showing another shape heading towards us.  Looks like a gator sir.”
“An alligator?”
“Yessir.  Orders?”

*BANGBANGBANG*  “DAMNIT KEVIN, HOW LONG YOU GONNA BE IN THAT FREAKIN’ BATHROOM?”
“Almost done, Dean.”
“WELL HURRY IT UP – I NEED A PEE!”

Kevin climbed out of the bath and gathered his toys up with a sigh.

Captains orders would have to wait until next time.

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