March 12th, 2016

Demon Cat

D.E.W. You called me what?

CHARACTERS:Mary and John.

Mary was pissed. Chasing after a 4 year old all day and being heavily pregnant she was tired. Then John had the nerve to come home from work grab a beer and flop in his chair asking when dinner was.

It pushed her over the edge. “JOHN WINCHESTER YOU ARE A MALE OFFSPRING OF A FEMALE DOG!” She angrily stormed out of room. So much getting help from him.

John was shocked. Did she just call me what I thought she did? “Mary did you call me …?”

“ I did! What did you expect with Dean in the room?”

First time poster. This is my favorite saying. Takes a minute for a guy to figure out what you just called him.

DEW: Feminine Mystique

Title: Feminine Mystique
Author: laughablelament
Characters: John, Mary, OMC
Words: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild language
Prompt: DEW – John, Mary, insults
Summary: His mother always told him to let women have their secrets.

John Winchester admired his beautiful bride, reflected in the mirror behind the bar.

Big biker type walked over, greasy meathook on Mary’s shoulder. “Hey. I’m talking to you, bitch.”

John spun. Tunnel vision. Two beer bottles smashed to the floor. When he got his hands on that jerkoff he’d…

Mary (his Mary?) drove the heel of her hand into the creep’s solar plexus. Wrenched his arm behind his back and face-planted him into the tabletop.

“It’s Mrs. Winchester. Ma’am.”

“Yes, Ma’am.” Muffled. Mary let go.

John turned back, went to get more beers. Made his mind up not to ask.

(A/N: Apologies to Betty Friedan)