May 30th, 2015

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Spring Fic Exchange: Important Annoucments and Call for Help!!!


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1) We still have THREE authors/fics that need art for their stories---dizzojay, jennytork and absenthe_wrae. You can claim more than one story if you would like. We are only asking for one banner/illustration for each story.Please go here to check out their stories/snippets and see if your are interested in claiming any. I know they would greatly appreciate working with you.

2) I need a pinch hitter to write a fic! And that story will also need an artist. Please PM me if you are willing and able to help out. Because you would be signing up at the last minute, you would get to post at the end of the posting schedule.

3)Becuase there has been a struggle to find artists for all authors, in order to give those artists time to produced finished work for everyone, I am pushing back the posting schedule. Posting will now be June 8th-June 26th.

Thanks!
Dean

DEW: Check Your Pockets

CHECK YOUR POCKETS

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Death
Word Count: 100
Spoilers/Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I don't own him.

Even Death isn't immune to life's little annoyances.

xxxxx

Well, this is rather embarrassing.

I've had my overcoat since the dawn of time; since the broiling, seething chaos of the Big Bang. Since that very first blink of creation in which nothing became something, and the swirling mists of primordial dust first began to trace the edges of a fledgeling universe all those countless millennia ago.

So that's why spilling a plate of tomato and basil canelloni all down the front of it last week was very, very annoying.

But not half as annoying as the fact that I now seem to have lost the dry cleaning ticket.

xxxxx

end

smirk

D.E.W. Drabble: Heavy Traffic in the Express Lane

Title: Heavy Traffic in the Express Lane
Alternate Posting: AO3
Rating/Content: PG, missing-scene-ish for 3.11 Mystery Spot
Word Count: Drabble
Disclaimer: I do not own and did not originate this world and its inherent characters.
Notes: Written for spn_bigpretzel's D.E.W. challenge: Death - Accidents. Taking a brief break from all the RL mayhem going on for me right now to write a quick drabble. I haven't seen past early season 9 so please avoid reverencing anything past the end of season 8 in comments. :-)

Summary: Not your typical Tuesday, but it is the Winchesters after all.
LJ | AO3
baby shower

Drabble - Death Smiles

TITLE: Death Smiles
CHARACTERS: Death, Dean and Sam
GENRE: Gen
RATING: G
SPOILERS: None.
WORDS: 100



Death smiles as he watches Gabriel’s latest victims. He doesn’t often do it, but seeing Dean Winchester die in countless different, ridiculous ways has made him smile.

His favorite of the many accidental deaths is the piano squashing Dean, but he also likes Dean’s “Does this taco taste funny to you?”

Of course, Death knows that death is no laughing matter. He feels a twinge of guilt at the suffering poor Sam is enduring, Tuesday after Tuesday.

These amusing deaths aren’t real; he knows that Dean will be around for a while yet.

Death hasn’t finished with this young man.