December 13th, 2014

Big Pretzel

DEW: Thoughts of a Man of Clay

by Just Ruth

“I do not think those are kosher,” Golem looked at the basket of chicken wings and fries his companion was eating with gusto.

“You can’t find hot wings like this in a kosher restaurant,” Aaron Bass signaled the waitress for another beer.

“And you sir?” she asked politely.

“I am fine, thank you,” Golem answered.  His eyes followed her as she left.

“Oho,” Aaron grinned.  “You like her?  She’s hot.”

“I was wondering if she were not cold in that outfit,” Golem shrugged.  “Her tattoo is attractive even if it is against the laws of our people.”

Aaron choked.