November 9th, 2014

Crowley Santa Hat

Crowley's Covert Christmas Fic Exhange

Hello boys and girls!

Well it seems your other mods have dropped all of their responsibilities (other than proof reading my entries) and have roped me into running the holiday celebration this year. Apparently I am willing to do just about anything to close a deal. So let’s just cut to the chase shall, we? I am hear to announce :

Crowley’s Covert Christmas Fic Exchange!!

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Actually, by Christmas, I really mean ALL the big end-of-year holidays in which humans find it necessary to drown themselves in order to try to forget their miserable excuse for an existence (Christmas, Hanukkah, Winter Solstice, Kwanzaa, etc). Alliterations are so much more poetic, so hence the CCC Fic Exchange. I am also willing to try exchange your soul for goods and/or services, no matter what sorry excuse for a holiday you celebrate.

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Dean

DEW: Write from Experience

WRITE FROM EXPERIENCE

Genre: Humour
Rating; K+
Characters: unknown author who may seem very familiar ;)
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own him

All the best authors say you should write from experience …

xxxxx

Rookie fanfiction author ‘Grumpyhunter’ perused the summary of his first story and clicked 'save' with a satisfied flourish.

‘IDJITS ABROAD’

Pretty-boy hunters Sam and Dean Winchester travel far and wide on a hunt, forever relying on the support of their loyal, smart and ruggedly attractive friend Bobby to pull their idjit asses out of trouble and get the goddamn job done. 

Not that he gets any friggin’ credit for it; oh no, that’d be too much to ask.

Grumpyhunter took a swig of whisky and smiled; suddenly he could see the appeal of writing fanfiction.

There was something oddly cathartic about it.

xxxxx

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TheYmp
  • theymp

DEW: The Winchester Apocrypha

Title: The Winchester Apocrypha
Author: theymp
Genre: Humour
Characters: Bobby, Sam, and Dean
Pairing: All of 'em!
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100
Warning/Spoilers: Extreme multishipping

Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.

Summary: Bobby would do anything for that pair of idjits, but is he pursuing an agenda of his own?

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  • jj1564

Dew: Not Bo Derek Porn

Title: Not Bo Derek Porn
Characters: Bobby, Dean and Sam
Rating: PG13
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of Bobby, Dean or Sam and will not profit from their use.


bobby

Bobby was engrossed in his battered old computer screen, head bowed, hand reaching out to his whiskey tumbler, as Sam and Dean entered the scruffy room
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“Hey, Bobby. What’re you researching?” Sam asked.

Bobby looked guilty and almost like he was blushing; Bobby never blushed!

“You’ve found a Bo Derek porn site!” Dean smirked.

“Nah, found an interesting website about you pair of idjits,” Bobby replied, “It’s called morethanbrothers.net….”

“Oh shit!” Dean was over by Bobby’s side in seconds. “Turn it off, don’t read it…”

“Too late,” Bobby shuddered; “I think I might have to wash out my eyeballs...”