October 25th, 2014

bela, supernatural

DEW: Distract Those Denim Wrapped Nightmares

Title: Distract Those Denim Wrapped Nightmares
Characters: Castiel, Crowley
Genre: Gen
Rating: G

"This is never going to work."

"Leave the thinking to me, featherbrain. You keep those denim wrapped nightmares of yours out of my hair and I'll sort everything."

"I don't trust you."

"Probably a good idea. But you don't have a choice. And it's going to work, Moose and Squirrel will be too busy to stick their noses in our secrets."

"I don't think pie and whiskey are going to keep Sam from wondering."

"C'mon Castiel. Figure something out by yourself. Bring him some guests for his antlers and some salad."

"I still don't think this is going to work."
nyah, Raja

DEW: The conversation continues...

TITLE: Tell Me More...
CHARACTERS: Crowley and Cas
GENRE: Gen
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: Name calling?
SPOILERS: References 5.3, Free to Be You and Me
WORDS: 100
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Follow-up to "So There!" because I needed more words...

"So, tell me more about this brothel..."

"I assume it was fairly representative of such establishments."

"I don't mean I want a critique of the decor, you ninny! How was it?"

"I'm told a gentleman doesn't discuss-"

"Are you blushing? Does that mean it was extra dirty?"

"The young lady seemed hygienic enough, but I must confess that our contact was quite brief before she got angry and we had to leave."

"Did you try to go off the menu or something?"

"Not exactly..."

"Well, if you didn't seal the deal, I'm taking back the win."

"No take backs, assbutt."