August 17th, 2014

nyah, Raja

DEW: I dunno why this theme was so hard for me...

TITLE: Advice Column
CHARACTERS: Lucifer
GENRE: Gen
RATING: G
WARNINGS: Nope.
SPOILERS: Through the end of Season 5, I guess.
WORDS: 100
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I don't think this is a real advice column. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Also, don't ask me how this worked, but there must be some kind of communication into and out of the cage, since Lucifer gave orders and knew what was going on and such. (Hopefully this didn't require massacring nuns!) Humor me.

Dear Amy,

My older brother recently moved in with me, but he wasn’t very happy about it. We have no choice but to live together right now for reasons I can’t get into right now.

Our place isn’t fancy, kind of like a cell actually, and it’s kind of my brother’s fault I was living here before he fell into staying here, too.

Anyway, we aren’t currently on speaking terms. I used to have hobbies and distractions to take my mind off the tension, but I don’t have access to them anymore.

What should I do?

Sincerely,
Sad, Caged Brother
nyah, Raja

DEW: No, I don't know how they get the paper, either.

TITLE: The Response
CHARACTERS: Lucifer and Michael
GENRE: Gen
RATING: G
WARNINGS: Nope.
SPOILERS: Through the end of Season 5, I guess.
WORDS: 100
AUTHOR'S NOTE: A follow up to "Advice Column."

“Dear Caged,

It sounds like there’s a lot more to this story than you wrote, so I can’t offer much in the way of specific advice, but I do think that if you really want a better relationship with your brother, you should take the first step and offer an olive branch.

Good luck,
Advisor Amy”

Lucifer folded the paper and looked over at Michael, whose back was facing him, as usual.

“Darn shame we don’t have any olive trees in here, huh?”

Michael snorted. “It’s a metaphor, and you know it.”

Lucifer smiled. Michael had spoken to him. Progress!