August 9th, 2014

bela, supernatural

DEW: Sonic Screwdriver

Sonic Screwdriver
Characters: Castiel, Ninth Doctor
Spoilers: For Changing Channels, Doctor Who
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them

"Sam? Dean?" Castiel looked around. He was in a large circular room and there were two humans staring. He stared back, maybe one of them wasn't so human after all, he felt different, wrong.

"How did you get in here?" The maybe-not-human with large ears approached and brandished some sort of device at him. It wasn't a weapon Castiel knew.

"Something's not right here." Castiel waved his hand but the room didn't waver. "No Trickster is this powerful."

The device pointed in his direction made a whirring sound and Castiel took it. Maybe it could help him find the Winchesters.
nyah, Raja

DEW: What was that, Raphael?

TITLE: It'll Never Catch On
CHARACTERS: Michael and Raphael
WORDS: 100

“Raphael! Come look at this!”

The archangel hurried over at Michael’s call, expecting a matter of some urgency and rolling his eyes when he realized his eldest brother was merely observing the humans--again.

“What now?

“They’ve created a way to record and broadcast images. Their inventiveness is astounding, don’t you think?”

Raphael scoffed. “It’s probably just another passing fad. Humans are fickle little creatures.”

Michael chuckled. “That’s what you said about indoor plumbing.


“Raphael, have you seen my spe-”

“Hush!” Raphael snapped, never looking away from his view into the living room of a human. “My program is on.”

Fic: My Innermost Self is not a Hugger (SPN)

Title: My Innermost Self is not a Hugger
Genre: Gen, humour
Rating: G
Summary: People's clothes are spontaneously changing into items they've worn in the past. What sort of curse is this?

For prompt from an old comment fic meme at spn_bigpretzel    where someone wanted a return of Dean's 'I Wuv Hugs' shirt and Sam's purple dog shirt.

Not a DEW entry, but I hope you guys will like it just the same.

DEW - Couch Potato


Rating: T
Genre: Humour
Character: Castiel
Spoilers/Warnings: reference to 6/10 Caged Heat
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them!

Not having to sleep while the Winchesters do affords Castiel a lot of free time ...


Castiel found he rather enjoyed watching TV.

He’d watched ten people sitting in a house, drinking, swearing and fornicating with each other, a bunch of rednecks arguing over who’d fathered their babies and taking effectual swipes at each other with their fat, tattooed fists, and some scantily-clad Australian beauties gyrating in front of the Sydney Opera House.  He’d positively devoured Dr Sexy MD, Sex and the City and Desperate Housewives.

And of course, who could possibly forget the Pizza Man?

It was truly educational.

He would have to do something about the boring TV in Heaven when he eventually went home.