The mission is simple: buy a couple of new toothbrushes. But the local Target offers something that Dean can't resist. Because...dude. INDIANA JONES.
CHARACTERS: Dean and Sam
LENGTH: 511 words
( Shopping )
Title: Dean Winchester and the Order of the Trickster
Rating: PG-13, for language
Genre: Gen, SPN/HP crossover of sorts as it takes place during Changing Channels
Spoilers: Spoilers through Changing Channels for SPN, through Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix for Harry Potter
Characters: Dean, Sam, Gabriel, Dumbledore, Snape, others
Word Count: 2074
Disclaimer: I do not own neither Supernatural nor Harry Potter or any of their characters.
Summary: For tari_roo 's prompt on the ficlet meme fill. She wanted: During season 5 in the TV land episode Dean and Sam find themselves in one of the Harry Potter films and surprisingly Dean knows a lot about one Harry Potter.
You had me at Snivellus.
“Dean’s a donkey.” Sam’s voice is low and furious.
“Well, I’ve always considered him more of an ass, but potato, tomato.”
“Turn him back.”
“Sorry,” the Trickster grins unrepentantly. “Not until you’ve learned your lesson.”
Dean brays long and loud, green eyes staring death from beneath long, floppy ears.
“What lesson are you trying to teach us now?” Sam translates, somewhat inaccurately.
“You’re a smart boy. You tell me.”
Sam’s astride a horse so thin its rib bones are poking his knees. He’s holding a lance. “Stop tilting at windmills and accept our destiny?”
“Got it in one, Sam Quixote.”