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DEW: Terror from the Deep

Title: Terror from the Deep
Author: theymp
Prompt: DEW Challenge: Dean Winchester & sea, lakes, rivers, etc
Genre: humour
Characters: Dean Winchester and a therapist
Pairing: none
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 150
Warning/Spoilers: n/a
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.

Summary: Dean seeks therapy.



"So, what brings you here?" asked the therapist.

Dean snorted and stopped his pacing. "My brother thinks I have anger issues."

"And what do you think?"

"He's wrong, goddamn it!" Dean screamed.

"Okay," soothed the therapist, carefully guiding Dean over to a chair. "Let's try some relaxation exercises. Close your eyes, and I want you to imagine that you're lying on your back in a boat, floating on a deep, calm sea."

After a moment, Dean jumped to his feet with a yell, knocking his chair flying.

"What's wrong!" cried the therapist.

"A huge shark came up from beneath me!" gasped Dean.

"Ah," nodded the therapist, jotting down a note. "A manifestation of your deepest subconscious."

"Yeah, but it's okay," said Dean, "I punched him on the nose then stabbed him in the eye. He won't be bothering me again."

The therapist considered for a moment. "That... might actually work."

(;,;)

Tags: author: theymp, author:theymp, dean, drabble, fic: gen, rating: pg-13
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