Dizzojay's Dean Dreams (dizzojay) wrote in spn_bigpretzel,
Dizzojay's Dean Dreams
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DEW: Diet is 'Die' with a 'T'

DIET IS 'DIE' WITH A 'T'


Death didn’t have to worry about all those tiresome dietary restraints that humans had to consider. He’d never gain weight, and not having any of those annoyingly capricious organs meant that he could enjoy his pickle chips and deep-dish pizzas every day without guilt and without wasting a single morsel.

One day, purely out of curiosity, he thought he’d give healthy eating a try as he knew humans did that in an attempt to keep him away.  So he tried tofu salad with unpolished rice.

It worked.
 

He’d sure as hell be staying away from that abomination in future.

xxxxx

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Tags: author:dizzojay, death, dew, drabble
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