Prompt: DEW Challenge: Sam Winchester & police/law. SPN100 Challenge: cook
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Word count: 2 x 100
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.
Summary: Two times that Sam ends up in hot water.
Bit of More than He Could Chew
"Aren't you the Fed who was snooping around earlier?" accused the cop, while cutting Sam's bindings.
"Guilty as charged," answered Sam wryly, rubbing the feeling back into his wrists.
"What're you doing here?"
"Narrowly avoiding being dinner. Thanks for the save."
The cop snorted. "Luckily, I was watching the place because I thought they were cooking meth, not law enforcement". She glanced at the lifeless bodies of Sam's former captors. "So... vampires, huh?"
"You're taking this well."
"I guess it's not much of a leap from when we thought bath salts were turning people into face-eating zombies," the cop sighed.
Too Many Cooks
Dean's nose started to twitch the moment he stepped into the bunker. "What's that smell?"
"You're late back, so I thought I'd cook," replied Sam quickly, running one harried hand through his tangled, food-encrusted hair.
Dean's eyes narrowed. "Can I smell burning?" he demanded, pushing past Sam to get to the kitchen.
"I see you found the wagyu filet," sighed Dean, coughing from the smoke. "Not every day we save a top butcher's life."
"I thought it'd be good in a pie."
"You just had to cook it, not murder it!" groaned Dean. "It's like a crime scene in here!"