Characters: Dean and Cas
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them
Dean and Cas are discussing Valentines Day...
"Man, I love Unattached Drifter Christmas. This Saint Valentine must have been one cool dude to have such a great holiday named after him! Imagine having people everywhere buying rings, and getting drunk and horny and romantic in your name. What a legacy! I reckon he knew how to have a good time, right Cas?"
"Unlikely Dean. Saint Valentine was executed in 278 AD in Rome by Emperor ‘Claudius the Cruel’. He was beaten to death with clubs and stones and then his body was decapitated."
"Yeah, thanks a lot Cas. That’s Valentines Day ruined for me now!"