Prompt: DEW Challenge: Bobby & keeping fit. SPN100 Challenge: tip
Characters: Bobby, and Dean Winchester
Word count: 150
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.
Summary: Dean would agree with Bobby that there are some lines even Sam shouldn't try to cross.
Dean staggered into the kitchen, waving Bobby a bleary-eyed greeting, before rummaging in the cupboards. He stopped and turned, shaken to his core. "Are you out of booze?"
Bobby's gritted-teeth smile didn't reach his eyes. "All we've got is prune juice. Your brother's idea."
"How we s'posed to get through the day without Hunter's Helper?" gulped Dean. "You can't wash bacon down with..."
"Nah-uh." Bobby held up a hand. "You mean oatmeal-"
To Dean's increasing horror, Bobby continued, his voice choked. "-made with water and low-sodium salt."
"But why?" sobbed Dean.
"The idjit's got it into his head that I need to 'keep fit'. Fit for nothing, more like! So, I suggest you have a word with him, because if I'm gonna suffer then you're gonna suffer too," Bobby growled.
"O-kay, top tip. Don't worry," Dean snarled, cracking his knuckles. "I'll make him see his own health depends on it."