Dizzojay's Dean Dreams (dizzojay) wrote in spn_bigpretzel,
Dizzojay's Dean Dreams
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DEW: Whodunnit

WHODUNNIT

Genre: Humour
Rating: T
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

“DEAN!”

“What?”

“You know what!  I couldn’t find my phone earlier, and now it’s here on the table ... with a picture of your bare ass on the lockscreen.”

“How d’y know its my ass, Sam?  You been peeking?”

“No!!”

“Maybe it’s Castiel’s ass.”

“When have you ever seen Castiel’s ass?  Dude doesn’t ever need to wash or change his clothes.”

“Well then, we have a puzzle.”

“Well if it’s not your ass, Dean, and it’s not Castiel’s ass, then I have to assume you’ve been googling pictures of mens’ asses.”

“What?  No.”

“Something you want to tell me?”

“It’s my ass, Sam.  MINE!”

xxxxx

end

Tags: author:dizzojay, dean, dew, drabble, sam
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