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Sam's Hacking Sessions Pay Off (Thanks, Ash-- where ever you are.)

Thanks to my own hacker offspring, this exchange wound up in my inbox this afternoon.  (Thanks, Cm!)  Thought I'd share with the class.  

"Blackbook" posts below the cut.  Rated, mmm... let's say T for propriety's sake.  

[Lupine the 3rd has posted an update.]
Never heard of this before, a meet-n-greet for us 'different souls'. Clever how you've got it set up to a .ru domain so the Feds can't see it... anyways! I'm a 26-year werewolf, chewed my way through a dozen leg bones like Blow Pops. Anyone else here in touch with their lunar selves?
[MeetInHeat9 likes this post.]
hell yes, 19 years here. wouldnt believe how many poor saps think they can get away with stuff in a darkened hotel room, lol.
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[Ed Wood Jr. commented on 'Twilight Blows'.]
Dammit, I'm not sure if I should give this bitch an evisceration or a medal. I've had a billion teenage girls come around doing 'vampire hunting', so meals on wheels are nice, but damned if I'm going to let the image of vampires turn into pale-faced pansies that sparkle like they mainlined a craft store aisle. I say we get out there and spread some terror.
[This post has 393 likes.]
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[Lupine the 3rd has posted an update.]
FYI, MeetInHeat9's a dude.
[Wolverine commented on this post.]
Excuse me, I need to go take a million showers and scrub my dick with sandpaper to scrape away all the bad memories.
[Marrowind commented on this post.]
save some hot water for me dude
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[The administrator has posted new news. PLEASE READ.]
Guys, the authorities are getting suspicious. I'm gonna be switching to an underground server in Sweden. Update your bookmarks.
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[VantYou posted a picture.]
Aftermath of our last party. That's me in the center.
[Anderson has commented on your post.]
BANG, duckface
[VantYou has replied.]
BANG, dickhead.
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[Marrowind has posted an update.]
so anyone heear about lupine? he's been gone a while
[Wolverine commented on this post.]
Reports from the street say he got Winchestered. Glad I don't live in his neighborhood.
[Marrowind has replied.]
winchestered???
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[Windigo has posted an update.]
found a Youtube video about us. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
[BonesM.D. commented on this post.]
Truly the greatest monster of the 20th century. Also, your trolling buildup sucks.
[Windigo has replied.]
asshole
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[Marrowind's status has updated: 10 minutes ago.]
some black impala cruising around, kinda weird
[VantYou has commented.]
Run. Smash the computer and get the hell out of there.
[Marrowind's status has updated: 4 minutes ago.]
pfh, i can deal with two jackass teenagers, going to lure them here.
[Ed Wood Jr. has commented.]
Natural selection in action. BRB, wiping drive.
[Marrowind's status has updated: 1 minute ago.]
gffffffffffffffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhddddddddddddddd
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[Marrowind's status has updated: now.]
This is Sam Winchester. Your online buddy's dead and we're coming for you all next, you freaks of nature.
Tags: character spotlight, fic: gen, rating: pg, sam
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