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Character Spotlight - April Fic. Totally Unseasonal Season's Greetings

Okay, this is hopelessly unseasonal, but it sort of fits in with Dean's moment in the spotlight and my own personal naked Dean perv-fest.

SEASONS GREETINGS

Disclaimer: don't own them, I'd have a very merry Christmas if I did!

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Word Count 200

I've gone all meta on you! The boys address their fans, but one of them is finding it a bit difficult to enter into the festive spirit.



"Hello."

"I'm Sam Winchester, and this is my brother, Dean. We're here to wish you all happy holidays."

*sullen silence*

"Say hello to the nice fanfiction writers, Dean."

"humph"

*nudge*

"Dean; say hello!"

*Eye roll*

"Hello. Nice. Fan. Fiction. Writers ... there, satisfied?"

"DEAN!"

*scowl*

"Jus' don' see why I gotta wish happy holidays to a bunch of people who spend the whole year beatin' and humiliatin' me."

"I don't see the problem bro', you've paid good money for that sort of thing before."

*snort*

"Yeah, well, you go ahead an' wish 'em happy holidays but tell 'em I don't wanna be in anyone's Christmas stockin', or under their friggin' tree and I don't wanna jump out of anyone's cake singin' Jingle Bells, oh, an' FYI; I especially don't wanna do any of those things NAKED!"

"Dean, just be nice," *looks around shiftily* "I don't think it's wise to antagonise them."

"Why?"

"Because one of them's writing us right now ... and she's been at the Pinot Grigio."

...

*Dizzo takes a sip; grins an evil grin ...*

...

"Uh Sam?"

"Yes dude."

"We're wearin' red satin thongs with white fur trim and sparkly mistletoe motif."

"Yes dude."

"An' nothing else."

"Yes dude."

*sigh*

"HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!"

xxxxx

end



Tags: character spotlight, dean, sam
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