H. Elizabeth (whit_merule) wrote in spn_bigpretzel,
H. Elizabeth

Fic: What passion hangs these weights upon my tongue?

Title: What passion hangs these weights upon my tongue?
Author: whit_merule
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing/Characters: Dean/Gabriel (or Dean/Castiel or gen - take your pick!), with occasional long-suffering Sam
Rating: G
Warnings: Shakespeare might be turning in his grave, but he does have a rather broad sense of humour. I'm not so sure about W. S. Gilbert.
Genre: Crack. Total, total crack. With crackiness.
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 800
Summary: Wherein Gabriel decides that Dean's vocabulary needs expanding, and also that he has something he needs to confess to Castiel, and makes him only able to speak in certain quotes. In other words, Gabriel still hasn't learned his lesson about dealing with Winchesters.
“Gabriel.” Castiel looked mildly concerned. “Please stop... messing... with Dean.”
“Hey, I let him switch to Shakespeare instead of opera so he can swear at me. That’s generous, right?”
“Thou liest, abhorred tyrant.”

Link: Up on AO3, on LJ, and on DW.
Tags: castiel, crack, dean, fic: gen, fic: slash, gabriel, rating: g, sam

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