Prompt: Very Big Pretzel Holiday Drabble Challenge - Team Humbug
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Crowley.
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters. I'm just having fun.
Summary: The perfect Christmas Card!
A monumental crash and deafening high pitched keening sound wakes Sam, forcing him bolt upright in bed on instinct. "What the fuck was that?"
Sam shakes Dean, still snoring softly next to him. "Dude, wake up!"
"Huh, wha...Sammy, S'ass'o'clock in t'mornin', wh't gives?"
"There's someone in the Bunker."
Apocalyptic Christmas chaos meets them in the library.
Castiel's suspended from the ceiling in a tangle of blinking fairy lights and glittering tinsel.
Crowley is being crushed beneath a twelve foot Spruce, glass of whisky still in hand.
The two Hunters in boxers brandishing semi-automatics simply add to the festive atmosphere.