DEW: Mr Fix-it


Rating: K+
Genre: Wee!Chesters
Characters: Sam, Dean, Bobby
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Bobby is always prepared to step up to the plate and fix anything that needs fixing!


"Where have you boys been? You're late for…"

Bobby's worry-fuelled anger at the two cold dinners sitting on the table dissipated as he saw little Sam's grazed knees and bloodied nose.


"Sam fell off his bike," Dean blurted; "chain came off. We weren't being stupid or nothin', it jus' happened. Sorry about our dinner."

"It's okay son," Bobby smiled; "you ain't in trouble. I'm just glad you're back."

"I fixed it," Dean continued. "bike's all mended, so you ain't gotta do anything."

Bobby patted Dean's tawny head; "that's awesome Dean; I guess I just need to fix your brother then!"




DEW: Bloody Valentine's Day!

Rating: K+
Genre: Nightmarish humour
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: possible entendre for those whose mind tends that way :P
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I write for love only. Characters belong to Kripke and the CW.
A/N: Apologies for the lateness.

The severed heart lay on the bench still throbbing and bleeding. Before Sam’s horrified eyes, it began to grow. Lifting itself upright, the quivering muscle continued to swell until the unnaturally engorged organ towered over him. Deep in the right ventricle a bloody gash appeared, bubbling and gurgling as it widened and curled into an oozing parody of a smirk. Then a mitral valve . . . winked.

The heart chuckled. “Be my Valentine?”

“GAAARRGGH!” Sam awoke, gasping for air.

“Wha’ up?” Dean murmured sleepily.

“Nothing. Just a dream.”

“Clowns or midgets?”

“Valentine’s Day.”

Dean grunted. “You’re too sensitive.”


DEW: Unattached Drifter Christmas


Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Dean and Cas
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Dean and Cas are discussing Valentines Day...


"Man, I love Unattached Drifter Christmas.  This Saint Valentine must have been one cool dude to have such a great holiday named after him!  Imagine having people everywhere buying rings, and getting drunk and horny and romantic in your name. What a legacy!  I reckon he knew how to have a good time, right Cas?"

"Unlikely Dean.  Saint Valentine was executed in 278 AD in Rome by Emperor ‘Claudius the Cruel’.  He was beaten to death with clubs and stones and then his body was decapitated."

"Yeah, thanks a lot Cas.  That’s Valentines Day ruined for me now!"


Winchesters, Masks, brothers
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DEW: Fighting Tip

Title: Fighting Tip
Author: theymp
Prompt: DEW Challenge: Bobby & keeping fit. SPN100 Challenge: tip
Genre: humour
Characters: Bobby, and Dean Winchester
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 150
Warning/Spoilers: n/a
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.

Summary: Dean would agree with Bobby that there are some lines even Sam shouldn't try to cross.

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