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DEW - Spider, Man
jj1564 wrote in spn_bigpretzel

Title: Spider, Man
Prompt: DEW – Dean and/or creepy crawlies.
Rating: pg
Word Count: 200 - sorry it spun out of control!
Characters: Dean and Sam - and a spider.
Summary: Dean tries to go to sleep and ignore the spider lurking in the corner of his room.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the characters, this is just for fun.

yes, PLEASE take off the dead guy robe!!! (but don't put clothes on in its place.....)

Dean turned off his bedside lamp and lay back. He could do this. He was a hunter, a warrior; he was brave and strong. The stuff about them crawling into your mouths at night was just urban legend. And it would die before it could lay eggs inside…

Okay, he wasn’t going to be able to sleep with it there. So, he just had to catch it and put it outside. Easy. He turned on the lamp, pulled a chair over and grabbed an empty glass.

“C’mon, Winchester, you can do this,” he muttered, climbing onto the chair. The spider looked even bigger now he was closer to it. As he raised the glass to catch it, the little shit launched itself at him.

Dean took a step back, forgetting he was still on the chair, and fell on his ass, the chair clattering and the glass shattering on the floor.

Sam came running when he heard the noise, grasping his toothbrush. “Dean, what the…”

Sam stared at the scene in confusion. When Dean sheepishly muttered “Spider,” Sam grinned.

“It’s not funny, dude. It friggin’ JUMPED at me!” Dean whined.

Sam couldn’t remember the last time he’d laughed so hard.

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Heehee, I'm totally with Dean here. Completely rational reaction - even for a badass monster hunter.
Spiders are far worse than monsters - everyone knows that!

Oh yes, it's a completely acceptable and logical reaction!

So your Dean voice here is absolute perfection <3

So very in character and hilarious and adorable :) Love it so much!

Aw, thanks so much, I am always delighted to get Dean's voice right!

*SNORTS* You big tough GIRL! lol!

There are things even Dean Fucking Winchester is scared of!

Yeah, he totally was going for your jugular, Dean. *shakes my head and walks away from crazy Winchesters*

It might have been a vamp-spider! Hee hee!

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