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DEW: Two Countries Divided
TheYmp
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Title: Two Countries Divided
Author: theymp
Prompt: DEW Challenge: Sam and Dean Winchester and Britain
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester, Castiel, Lady Toni
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 200
Warning/Spoilers: n/a
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.

Summary: Negotiations between the UK and US chapters of the Men of Letters get off to a rocky start. Set Season 12.



"England and America are two countries divided by a common language" - George Bernard Shaw

"Lady Toni?" Dean forced a smile. "What do your friends call you?"

He was met with an icy stare.

"Lady Toni." She interrupted his response with an imperious gesture. "So, despite the trouble you've caused, I'm here to establish a new knowledge sharing agreement."

Dean gave his brother and Castiel an amused glance and snorted. "Why would we want to team up with the 'Watchers Council'?"

Sam interjected. "I thought you Brits were all about going your own way, these days."

Dean gave an insincere smile. "I think Sam's struggling to see how shooting him was the way to start negotiations."

"So I shot him in the arse; it's just a flesh wound. As you say here: get over it," Lady Toni sighed. "Anyway, can we just look at this bloody contract?"

She penciled in an annotation. "No, that won't do," she muttered. "I'm going to need a rubber."

"What?" Dean squawked, looking to Castiel for support.

"We're all out," said Castiel. "It was your turn to go grocery shopping," he added, oblivious of Dean's mortified expression at the innuendo.

"I'll cross it out," said Lady Toni, mystified.

Barely containing his laughter, Sam decided not to explain the language differences.

(;,;)


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Brilliant!
Let's just be thankful she did't feel the need to ask for a cigarette ... ;)

Hehe! - "Lady, what's the obsession with my brother?"

Thanks!

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