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DEW: The Mind of an Angel
Dean
dizzojay
THE MIND OF AN ANGEL
Genre: Humour/Friendship
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam, Dean, Castiel, Impala
Spoilers/Warnings: Vaguely spoilery for end season 8/beginning season 9
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them

During a long car journey, Castiel has something on his mind; no-one can presume to know what's on the mind of an angel.

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The Winchesters stared over the roof of the parked Impala at newly-human Castiel standing a little way from them, staring wistfully into the heavens; his pale visage bathed ivory in the moonlight. He stood, still as a statue, save for the night breezes playing around him.
“It must be tough on him,” Sam murmured softly; “seeing his home so far away up there, so out of reach.”
Dean nodded sympathetically; “good view from here; must be why he wanted to stop the car so suddenly.”
Meanwhile, Castiel sighed, glancing back to the Impala.
Being human sucked.
And motion-sickness sucked balls!

xxxxx

end

A reminder is DEW
Dean
dizzojay






here's a little memory jog for this week's challenge:

TFW
Other details and challenge rules are here!

It's time to do the DEW
Dean
dizzojay






It's ...
DRABBLES EVERY WEEKEND
Otherwise known as ...

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Well, here we are.  Another Wednesday means another DEW challenge, so without further a-DEW ...


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"She Came In Through The Bathroom Window"
Baby
kaywright
Title: "She Came In Through The Bathroom Window "
Author: K. Wright
GENRE: TV SCRIPT 5 ACTS (39 pages: 6,666 words)
Category: Supernatural/ Post Season 9/Future episode?
Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Crowley, Guest Stars
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Links to songs on YouTube for enjoyment. I own nothing, sad to say.
Summary: Sam and Dean struggle to cope with tortured minds; but, it starts raining CRAZY. Hunters appear from the future, followed by Demons, and while Castiel helps, one young Hunter takes the Impala for a JOYRIDE. The ensuing romp to recover Dean’s “baby,” and solve the mystery ends with healing. Features the angel Lailah, the one who comes by night. PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT.

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LINK:
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window

Fowl Play
Dean
dizzojay
FOWL PLAY

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them.

Dean's not impressed by the brothers' latest adversary ...

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"It's a chicken," Dean snorted derisively.

"Sam, have I busted my ass on this hunt for a freakin' chicken?"

"It's a cockatrice Dean."

"A cockroach?"

"A cock ... oh, never mind."

The little creature's scaly head swivelled between the two burly hunters that had it cornered. Its crimson crest waggled in furious indignation.

"It's a friggin' chicken; have we got any ketchup to go with that salt? Let's have a barbecue."

His gleeful ridicule was cut short as the little creature suddenly belched a gobbet of eyebrow-incinerating flame squarely into his mocking face.

Sam shrugged; "what were you saying about a barbeque?"

xxxxx

End

A/N: A cockatrice is a mythical beast, a two-legged dragon with a rooster's head.


DEW - Gone too Far(roah)
Dean
dizzojay
GONE TOO FAR(ROAH)

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Balthazar POV, mentions of Sam, Dean, Castiel
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them.



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DEW: Poor, naive Castiel...
nyah, Raja
zelda_addict
TITLE: Ice Breaker
CHARACTERS: Castiel, Balthazar, Sam, and Dean
GENRE: Gen/Vaguely Slashy
RATING: G
WARNINGS: Nope.
SPOILERS: Nope.
WORDS: 100

“Conversation is difficult,” Castiel complained with a sigh.

“This is about a certain hunter, isn’t it?” Balthazar guessed with a smirk.

“We just don’t seem to have much to talk about, and I always end up staring at him.”

“Maybe you’re just not starting the conversation right. Listen carefully...”

***

Sam stared at him as though he had done something truly awful, like kicking a puppy. Dean was on the ground, doubled over with laughter. Castiel scowled. This was not at all the reaction he expected from his question.

Do I come here often?” Dean hooted.

“I’m going to kill Balthazar.”

A Reminder is DEW
Dean
dizzojay
Sorry, a superfast reminder this morning as real life is kicking my butt, and I may be offline for a large portion of the weekend because I'm going to have the Dizzo-Mother in the house!!!!

*cue Psycho-style squeaky terror music*

A brief reminder of this week's DEW challenge:

Character - Balthazar
Theme - Teaching/Learning

Have fun!

Time to DEW it!
Dean
dizzojay




It's ...
DRABBLES EVERY WEEKEND
Otherwise known as ...



Well, here we are.  Another Wednesday means another DEW challenge, so without further a-DEW ...
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Clean Dean
Dean
dizzojay

CLEAN DEAN

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own them

Dean's a complicated character, as Sam explains; just don't call him dirty.

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Sam/Dean : Never Doubt Sammy
SPN - Sam/Dean
vexed_wench
Title: Never Doubt Sammy
Fandom: Supernatural
Beta: lynx212
Character: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester
Pair: Sam/Dean
Author:Vexed
Words: 1711
Rating: PG
Summary: Sammy knew he wanted to marry Dean when he was four. It Took Dean a few more years to agree.
Warnings: under age drinking
Disclaimer: I make no claims of ownership or profits.
Written for the prompt: Why not?
from my card.

DEW: Decisions, decisions...
nyah, Raja
zelda_addict
TITLE: Accessorizing
CHARACTERS: Bela
GENRE: Gen
RATING: G
WARNINGS: Nope.
SPOILERS: Nope.
WORDS: 100

Bela considered the array of options on display before her, tapping an elegantly manicured nail against her bottom lip. This kind of decision could be so difficult!

“Is there anything I can do to assist you?” the salesperson asked.

“No thank you,” she brushed off the offer as politely as she could manage while so distracted. Eventually, she pointed to a selection. “I’ll take the bob in black, if you please.”

Little did the unsuspecting associate know that she was also leaving with several other wig styles in an array of colors. Variety was the spice of life, after all!

DEW: Sharp Dressed Man
Dean
dizzojay
SHARP DRESSED MAN

Genre: Humour
Rating: T
Characters: Dean Winchester, mentions of Bella Talbot
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for 3.6 - Red Sky at Morrning
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: don't own them

How did Dean come by his lovely, elegant tuxedo?

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DEW: Is it only really shopping if you pay?
nyah, Raja
zelda_addict
TITLE: Pick and Choose
CHARACTERS: Bela and OFC
GENRE: Gen
RATING: G
WARNINGS: Nope.
SPOILERS: Nope.
WORDS: 100

Bela was doing her best to blend into the background of the exhibit, to be unmemorable, but one person was always paying attention. This one screamed “starving artist,” and dismissing her as a pickpocketing target, Bela pretended to listen to her quiet conversation as she memorized the layout and cameras.

“Can you imagine,” the woman opined, starry-eyed, “being able to afford some of these artifacts? Sometimes, I like to pretend that instead of just looking, I’m window-shopping and pick a favorite.”

Bela smiled and eyed a particular amulet. No need to let on she wasn’t just window-shopping!

A reminder is DEW
Dean
dizzojay






This week's DEW challenge

Bella

Challenge details and rules are here!

Go forth ... have fun!

Let's do the DEW
Dean
dizzojay





It's ....
Drabbles Every Weekend
otherwise known as

Well, here we are.  Another Wednesday means another DEW challenge, so without further a-DEW ...
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New Community-Pimpage
WOP Pie Team Free Will
milly_gal
mods, I hope this is okay :)

As promised to a fairly excited few, we have a new community for the adventures of our favourite little guys!

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The continuing adventures of Mini Sam, Dean and Castiel.

Come and join in the fun!

All Work and No Play
Dean
dizzojay
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: I don't own them.

All work and no play makes Sam a grumpy boy. Good job Dean's prepared to take up the slack for his overworked brother.
Sort of.

xxxxx

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[Vid] The Epic Love Story of Sam & Dean... and The Meta
xdnangel, lostshoeicons
justmep2
Vidder: justmep2
Characters: Sam & Dean
Genre: Humor
Music:
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Warnings: May contain crack.
Summary: There are prices to fame.

Note: I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I have no excuses. None at all.

Vid this way >

FIC: F*ck Or Die
Anti-Trope Verse
deceptivemirror
Title: F*ck Or Die
Author: deceptivemirror
Rating: PG-13 for language and crudity
Genre: Gen (believe it or not)
Characters: Sam, Dean, one very dumb OC

Summary: Taking down a witch was supposed to be easy. It figured that the witch would do anything to make things hard.

Author's Note: welcome to the fourth story in the Anti-Trope 'verse, a series of unrelated fics dedicated to trope exploration and the hilarity therewithin. Welcome to yet another installment inspired by my enabler friend keep_waking_up, as we asked each other why the need to have sex with someone would in any way cause death.

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DEW: Not so much with the money in this one, unless expensive coffee counts!
nyah, Raja
zelda_addict
TITLE: Inspiration
CHARACTERS: Chuck
GENRE: Gen
RATING: G
WARNINGS: Nope.
SPOILERS: Nope.
WORDS: 100
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I mean no offense to readers of romance novels. I own a few myself.

Chuck took a sip of his overpriced but stupidly delicious coffee and tried not to be ashamed that he was embracing the cliché of a writer in a coffee shop.

He stared at his laptop screen and wondered why coming up with a deep and compelling story line was so hard! He let his eyes wander to the bookshelf in the corner full of free paperbacks, which were mostly trashy romances. Hmm...

He’d had another dream the other night about two brothers, both attractive, and who were close enough to intrigue readers fascinated by taboo relationships.

He began to type.

SPN Pairing Bingo Pimp
deanidontcare
patriciatepes
We're open NOW!  Come and play!  Humor more than welcome!


DEW - Jackpot
Dean
dizzojay
JACKPOT

Rating: T
Genre: Humour
Characters: Chuck
Spoilers/Warnings: One naughty word
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Don't own

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DEW: The one thing one must never put back!
nyah, Raja
zelda_addict
TITLE: Bare Necessities
CHARACTERS: Chuck
GENRE: Gen
RATING: G
WARNINGS: Nope.
SPOILERS: Nope.
WORDS: 100

“That’ll be ten seventy-eight,” the cashier requested disinterestedly.

“Um...” Chuck stared down at the crumpled ten dollar bill in his fist and sighed. He’d never been good at mental math!

“I can put something back for you,” the store employee offered.

Chuck eyed the multipack of toilet paper, three-pack of light bulbs, and the canister of ground coffee.

He was struck by a sudden feeling of impending doom when he considered giving up the toilet paper, and he’d learned to trust his instincts.

He left without the light bulbs. He’d been meaning to lower his electric bill anyway.

DEW - Not Meant to Happen
DEAN - LIPS!!
jj1564
228px-Chuck_Shurley

TITLE: Not Meant to Happen

CHARACTERS: Chuck Shurley, Dean Winchester
GENRE: Gen
RATING: G
WARNINGS: None
SPOILERS: none
WORDS: 100


Chuck put the phone down with a smile. He knew it was wrong, moving from phone sex to having a real-life woman in his bed, but he couldn’t care less. The world was going to end and Chuck was going to go out with a bang.

Mistress Magda had been reluctant initially but the promise of a lot of money had sealed the deal. Chuck opened his desk drawer and stroked the wad of dollars lovingly.

The doorbell rang and Chuck opened it eagerly, only to find Dean Winchester standing there.

‘This is so not meant to happen!’ Chuck wailed.

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